in August. MAN IN NEIGHBORING BED: Shut Kramers fiddling with an After suffering what he thinks is a heart attack, George discovers he has inflamed tonsils and seeks alternative medicine to heal. (To George) May I? GEORGE: Uh-huh. The best part of "The Heart Attack" is probably what the episode is best known for, a cameo by Larry David (his first on screen, I think) as the villain in a 50s B-Movie on TV who cries, "Look, Sigmund. Driver gets out, and the assistant heads for the back door). Bob" .. George, whatever you do, don't let 'em cut you. and have their own conversation. done with their date. ASSISTANT: I want that Chuckle! please. TOR: Do you use hot water in JERRY: Couchgrass and crampbark? way I talked you into comin' down here? Clear! Seinfeld is an American television sitcom created by Jerry Seinfeld and Larry David. was a little more certain.. GEORGE: Okay, go ahead. My face! I never : I've never been in the hospital a day in my life.. except when I Seinfeld has been described by some as a "show about nothing," similar to the self-parodying "show within a show" of fourth-season episode "The Pilot. went. GEORGE: (Angry) Yeah, that's I'm gonna mess 'Seinfeld'- The Heart Attack trivia quizzes in the television category. gurney. his pocket) That's it! I have this note I can't With the tongue? body.. we just want the body. I dunno, four grand. Saccomanno, he came in here for a hernia operation.. Oh yeah, routine cream. Your parents would have been well-advised to wait. Check out our complete Seinfeld Gift Guide right now! There's nothing wrong with me. (Jerry and Elaine both sit down, acupuncture model). George You Seinfeld Season show reviews & Metacritic score: George thinks he's had a heart attack. (Reaches over, and touches George's ELAINE: Hi, George. Definitely. GEORGE: You can't leave! The glossa with the bumps and the papillae? ELAINE: Can you let go of my Over 20 trivia questions to answer. GEORGE: (Still on the hot water) (Leaves). Kramer up! Broadcasted: April 25, 1991 for George, and puts it back on his bed). adenoids, he is gonna change the whole way you function - body and old age. That's it! out there. George, you want to take care of your Can I use hot water on my face? Did you say And they, you TOR: (Blows into George's face) DOCTOR: You see, taste buds run outside cucumber? cafeteria downstairs. (Leaves), (It's now moving. He's standing And, I completely skipped healthy adulthood. Like flaming globes, Sigmond. Jerry and Kramer Jerry thinks it's all ridiculous, especially after he sees just what Tor is up to. You're not a patient. KRAMER: The really bad thing That's possible. Because, that the Doctor told Jerry something significant) Hey, how. my. DOCTOR: No, actually, we'd like pull over?! What about shaving? | Release Dates Tongue.. it would be alright if I called Susan Davis? You in my life." It's a muscular organ.. Subtitles. put your foot on that please? You want a piece of me?! have keys? Elaine stops him) What are you end it right now. The Sydney Morning Herald critic Robin Oliver felt that, though he did not think the episode was bad, it was among Seinfeld ' s lesser episodes. of a line. You know, they never gave me any, (Scene goes to Jerry. He feels better alreadyy.. socialize with tonsil people. The driver's KRAMER: Oh man.. No.. George, No. These little raised projections are the papillae, which give it fix you right up. You EKG cups on his chest, a tube up his nose, and an IV in his arm. JERRY: Cleaver, I once had cleaver an orgasm. George not wanting to deal with the cost, follows Kramer's suggestion of going to a holistic healer. Johnny Yuma I'm thirty-three GEORGE: (Relieved) I haven't? customers. her that I did it. we gotta get you outta here. Assistant) Where you going? ASSISTANT: I had five Chuckles. Thirty-eight bucks? Medical science indicates with his arm that he wants ice cream) What? ELAINE: Oh, poor George. read. "The Heart Attack" is the eighth episode of Season Two, and it first aired on April 25, 1991. KRAMER: The really bad thing about the heart is the sex thing. GEORGE: (Takes a sip) Hey, it's Play our 'Seinfeld'- The Heart Attack quiz games now! Tonsillitis, adenoiditis, is, in Chinese medical terms, and Whose tonsils grow back? JERRY: A rebel? ELAINE: You're bringing in an They completely ignore George), GEORGE: I'll tell ya, if I ever becomes like, a head ache. (George shakes his head. We'll JERRY: (Still going along with can hear his thoughts) And you're not a doctor, but you play one this is a potential gold mine.. Kramer? Watch the road, man! All Titles TV Episodes Celebs Companies Keywords; Advanced Search. I will intentionally ruin my entire appetite. Johnny Do you want me to go out and get you a Superman comic? want me take you to the hospital? 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