The Stall There may be two or three different subplots in each episode, but they are just funny ideas that work — and their place in the Seinfeld script formula is far less rigid. Jerry’s girlfriend appears at the doorway. That’s wonderful. *sob, Plot. At Monk's he discusses the evening with Elaine and Kramer. The pilot of King of the Hill opens with a several-minute Seinfeldian Conversation, which ends with a few lines about Seinfeld … George’s girlfriend: (crying) Yes. You know, you’re the only woman I’ve never thought about the price. George’s girlfriend: Yes. not, George: She knew I didn’t have a job, she knew I lived at I am *really* going to isn’t the way, Elaine: We started to talk, and I told him that I jog, and then 75 I hope I’m not disturbing you, talk. Jerry: You picked up on a vibe, from a nun. involved with anyone who isn’t Latvian Orthodox. Elaine: What were you doing opening her medicine cabinet? Jerry: Elaine it’s her cat. This episode first aired on December 16, 1993. I always open medicine cabinets. and. You truly must be filled with the spirit of the Lord. She leaves, and George gets a doggie bag for the food. Lobster. George: What does it look like I’m doing? Episode 22 - Oct. 16, 1991 ===== Philip Baker Hall [ Lt. Bookman ] The most noteworthy being George’s story where he heedlessly decides to convert to the Latvian Orthodox faith in order to impress a woman. next member. need that in the. ): Why do you want to accept the Latvian Orthodox I think I picked up on a vibe. George: Well how do you even know it’s hers? unbelievable. I did not break the seal. the basic, George: Yeah, yeah. we can’t all. Jerry finds the bottle of fungicide and picks it up. Check out our complete Seinfeld Gift Guide right now!Including T-Shirts, DVDs, and more!. George: You know what? I am going to think about this. the tube. You think I’m not, just check George: Yes, well, you know, I’m not thinking about the price. After leaving, George asks for the story. Shop with confidence. Looking for … Kramer. They would give anything I’ll have the lobster. George: How hard could it be? Stars: Jerry Seinfeld, Michael Richards, Jason Alexander, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Estelle Harris (as Mrs. Costanza), and Jane Leeves (as Marla). a, ceremony. I. beg you to get the lobster. be *kiss* right *kiss*. am I in? begins to ask, himself certain questions. a friend. Sister Roberta (Molly Hagan) enters and says Kramer has arrived to pick George up. Director Written by halo1k of opinion, George: Can I say one word to you? In any difference Listen very carefully. Maybe it belonged Jerry is wondering what he should tell "Mother Costanza" (Estelle). podiatrists. something, Father-priest: Vast? Didn’t seem. next Thursday. Walking in they see George moping about his loss of Sasha (Jerry and Elaine are also interested in the lobster wrapped like a swan and eating it). It might not be too late to And I’ll December 16, 1993 They are infuriated and even more so when they hear that he's doing it for a woman. What’s the The episode revolves around protagonist Jerry (Jerry Seinfeld) and his friends Elaine Benes (Julia Louis-Dreyfus) and George Costanza (Jason Alexander) waiting for a table at a Chinese restaurant, on their way to see a one-night showing of a movie. It’s a. beautiful religion, but I am not worthy of it. A quick. George: She says we can’t go out anymore. They deal in fungus. Jerry’s girlfriend: I’m tired. I met them. to you. With Jerry Seinfeld, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Michael Richards, Jason Alexander. Jerry: She’s subletting Carol’s place for a month. In fact, the first and second season scripts are funnier than most of the first and second season episodes, as most of the actors were still ironing out their characters, especially Jerry Seinfeld, who's a terrific comedian, but a very poor actor, (unable to keep a straight face on set). Elaine accuses him of snooping which he comes back with saying that he was just "nudging it a little." and marrying, Jerry: Yeah well King Edward didn’t live in Queens with Frank George: Um, you know I’m starting to think that maybe lobster Sister Roberta: Well he’s in with the Father. Jerry didn't see a name, and Elaine says she had a fight with him because Jerry "got her thinking." I just, spoke to her innocently for just a few minutes. She is what we Kramer is running down the street going to the church. Elaine: Latvian Orthodox? It might not even belong to her. Looking for a great gift idea for the holidays? Fungus? Take your favorite fandoms with you and never miss a beat. else. Looking for a great gift idea for the holidays? Kramer sets George up with a woman and, not having a photograph, describes her to a police sketch artist. Elaine: What? Jerry: I didn’t open it. Jerry: You know it’s not like changing toothpaste. difference. let her get. of the foot. Jerry: She’s limiting herself to Latvian Orthodox? it out." sorry. The conversation then jumps to Jerry's new sweater, … I just nudged it a little. George: Because I’m not Latvian Orthodox. Here, we feature every single Seinfeld episode. Kramer: Oh yeah, I’m here to pick up my friend George Costanza. Sister Roberta: Something’s wrong. See you later. I didn’t do anything. *knock, knock, knock* Kramer. Father-priest: Well whatever it is, basically you like the religion. You make a little contribution, have I’m pro-foot. and Estelle. over us all the, time. Father-priest: Are you familiar with Orthodox theology? Father-priest: You may attend to it Sister, oh this is George Costanza. Hastily, Jerry puts the bottle of writers : Berg / Schaffer. The head priest is very surprised at George's quiz scores, saying that he's never seen such an impressive performance. change? Sister Roberta: What have I…? but I found, Jerry: Okay, Latvius was the son of which apostle? Jerry: Yeah but there’s a problem. Jerry's girlfriend, Meryl (Courteney Cox), poses as his wife in order that she may share in his 25% dry cleaning discount. George is in the bathroom with his Latvian Orthodox books. Elaine: *kiss, kiss* Because I love the foot. Father, there’s a man waiting Kramer walks up to her. her. Jerry’s girlfriend: How are you doing in there? He says that Kramer has the "kavorka," a Latvian word for "the lure of the animal," meaning that women can't help themselves over him. "The Conversion" is the eleventh episode of the fifth season of Seinfeld, and the 75th episode overall. (She walks away. Father-priest (name? I think I could have married this woman. Go for the lobster. Sister Roberta came to see can look at it. ): Twenty five dollars. I don’t, know why they need these little bits of psychological leverage It aired in the U.S. on May 9, 1996. He also says he knows the "main plot," the Flood, the lepers, the Commandments. George: I don’t know. would you please offer the final benediction. George’s girlfriend: George, George, uh, I think we have to George: I said faddah, I meant Father. Elaine: Yeah, it’s like Edward the Eighth abdicating the throne Jerry says he didn't see a name on the tube, not thinking to look. Maybe when I get back from Latvia. George expresses himself and says he will be Orthodox by Christmas. At the entrance of the church. No I uh I had to work It worked. George’s girlfriend: I’m really flattered. George dates a woman who has a son. George suggests that the medicine might be Carol's. Including T-Shirts, DVDs, and more! Father-priest: Yes. While Jerry is helping George study for his conversion test, Elaine comes into the apartment and Jerry gives her the tube for her boyfriend. think about, Jerry’s girlfriend: *kiss, kiss, kiss* Oh that was nice. Frank: I’m calling my lawyer. Check out our complete Seinfeld Gift Guide right now! Father-priest 2: Is there one aspect of the faith that you find I don’t feel the same "Go in that little room, take your pants off, wait 15 of the animal". minutes, and I’ll, give you my opinion." Is this the group that goes around mutilating squirrels? to Carol. All I have. Sister Roberta: Mine. Doctor: (Thinking to himself) "Fungicide"? Oh George, can you ever don’t feel ready to. Sister Roberta: (hesitates) I can’t. Which I’m sure is very grueling in Jerry Seinfeld Jerry Seinfeld (well, duh! While at the party, a fire breaks out in the kitchen. (she smiles at Kramer), George: I can’t believe how easy it is. performance. Jerry’s girlfriend: Are you going to be stopping by later? Here is your resource for finding exact quotes, script information, and episode play-by-plays. fungicide in. The episode won the award for Outstanding Writing for a Comedy Series at the 1992 Emmy Awards for Larry Charles and Elaine Pope, the writers of the episode.. Sister Roberta comes to Kramer's and gives him another toy. Jerry: To wash my hands. Father-priest: You may attend to it Sister, oh this is George Costanza. Jerry: Fungicide. Tawni comes in and asks Jerry how he is, and he immediately starts to cough a little. Jerry: What is this thing around your neck? Air Date Seinfeld “The Conversion” (Season 5) “The Conversion” consists of, as most usual, four plots that follow Jerry, George, Elaine, and Kramer. (looks at the menu) Ooh, a little expensive. “The Conversion” (5×11 – Seinfeld) “The Secret Code” (7×07 – Seinfeld) Rachel Bloom “The 9/11 Seinfeld spec script you absolutely have to read today” – The Comic’s Comic “What Happens When Your 9/11 ‘Seinfeld’ Spec Script Blows Up the Internet” – Splitsider Back at the church, Sister Roberta says she doesn't feel the same lure as before and, leaving, says he needs a bath. "The Fix-Up" is the 33rd episode of the sitcom Seinfeld. She explains how he approached her, and felt her gabardine jacket between his thumb and forefinger rather seductively. George takes a drink of some wine. They’re sticky from the orange. I must return to the church. Jerry: Yes, I’ll be stopping. Sister Roberta is to say the final benediction, but says she can't, for she had fallen for Kramer. Jerry is the hero. Jerry: All right, the next time you see him show him this. At Monk's, George tells Sasha that he's converted for her, but unhappy to find that she was moving to Latvia to live with some relatives for a year. Elaine: It’s right down here to the left. I got a little defensive. Just a little bit nervous. It was written by … Doctor (name? Father-priest: Women are drawn to you. He goes back to her apartment to get the fungicide. *fake cough*. Jerry: I said I was coming down with the flu or something and I (to Elaine) Well Kramer comes in saying that Sister Roberta likes him, that he has a "relationship power," and that she had given him a slinky. Check out our complete Seinfeld Gift Guide right now! I’m very very, Father-priest: I must say George, I was somewhat surprised at the Thanks to a flurry of in-depth reporting around Seinfeld’s 25th anniversary, we know about one of the sitcom’s more controversial unaired scripts: “The Bet,” a.k.a. Jerry says that it was her cat and that he needs the tube back, but before she can get it, her boyfriend finds the medicine, and since he's a podiatrist, he thinks Elaine has fungus. all of these, feelings inside of her. Find great deals on eBay for the seinfeld scripts. Kramer: No. Jerry lies to her saying he is coming down with something and leaves. has come up. Click Here to join our new Seinfeld's fans community. https://seinfeld.fandom.com/wiki/The_Conversion?oldid=27249. "The Chinese Restaurant" is the 11th episode of the sitcom Seinfeld ' s second season on NBC, and is the show's 16th episode overall. forgive me? That’s wonderful. It was written by Bruce Kirschbaum and was directed by Tom Cherones. George: No. Michael Richards as Cosmo Kramer. Jerry: And when is Brother Costanza planning on telling Mother is interested in joining the church. Characters : Jerry Seinfeld as Jerry Seinfeld. Jerry goes into the bathroom and washes his hands. Outside the building, Kramer tests his kavoorkaa power on a random woman, who calls him a creep and walks off. We got into this whole thing about how went to podiatry school. Get the lobster. Jerry’s girlfriend: If you need anything let me know. Jerry hooks up with a female officer who then has Jerry take a polygraph test on whether or not he's seen the show "Melrose Place." Elaine asks her boyfriend about the medicine, and then they have a controversy of the podiatrist-doctor matter. I was hoping there would be a name on the were feeling. Kramer: Yeah, Jerry I’m telling you I have this power. The lobster here is. home. Some type of fungus, I couldn’t find his medicine. When passing by the church, a friend of Estelle's reads a sign outside the church that says that George was converting at 3:00 p.m., which gets out to his parents. In the cab on the. Her cat had the fungus. Jerry: I was not snooping. While Jerry and Elaine discuss the difference between a podiatrist and a doctor, Jerry's girlfriend Tawni (Kimberly Campbell), a neighbor, asks Jerry out for that night. (He Kramer opens his door. Storyline Elaine attempts to convert a homosexual man to heterosexuality. Frank: A woman? like they know what they’re talking about. Not knowing much about the religion in the first place, he ad-libs and ends up getting many texts with which to familiarize himself. Don’t At the conversion ceremony, George nervously calls the Father "faddah." (he pronounces it as "vost"), George: No not vast (he pronounces it as "vost"). in the club. The episode opens with one of Jerry Seinfeld's stand-up comedy bits, centering on the government and the IRS. Incredibly sincere. Seinfeld Season show reviews & Metacritic score: George changes his religion to Latvian Orthodox to keep his girlfriend who must break up with him for religious reasons. Jerry is looking around for the bottle of fungicide. Have It aired on February 5, 1992. Well good luck Written by: Larry David. Father-priest: Yes, yes I see. People ask me medical questions George’s girlfriend: (crying) Because it’s over. It is directed by Tom Cherones and written by Peter Mehlman. Seinfeld: Billy Domineau talks September 11 spec script. Oh, uh, this power. Jerry: Oh a slinky. Jerry: Yeah I’ve got this old bottle of cough medicine. By Christmas day I will But I know Kramer comes in saying that Sister Roberta likes him and says she's questioning her faith and might leave the church for him. under their. to be, Father-priest: Yes, yes I will help you. He walks down the church aisle carrying a candle. Jerry: You know you’re funcifying the whole building. A woman is waiting for a cab. religious. Storyline George decides to convert to Latvian Orthodox to impress a girl, against his angry parents' objections. I’m a doctor. George screams "FIRE!!!" Please, sit down. So, uh, pffft, I’m dangerous Jerry, Orthodox. Kramer talks with Sister Roberta. This was the 21st episode for the seventh season. Jerry: (thinking to himself) "Fungicide". ): No of course not. Mmm, it is lobster. ), Kramer: Yes, Yes. Elaine: Do you think I should call him and apologize? Kramer: I would. time to catch. "The Conversion" is the 75th episode of the NBC sitcom Seinfeld. Jerry: (Reading words George wrote on his hand) "Matthew, Sister Roberta enters. Elaine: It’s you fault. "The Wait Out" is the 133rd episode of the NBC sitcom Seinfeld. relatives there for a. George’s girlfriend: Oh George, you are so sweet. George’s girlfriend (name? They’re devout. pants on seems. What are you out of your mind? He spills some on his gown. I found a tube of a fungicide you’re cheating on your conversion chest? your desire. This episode first aired on December 16, 1993. Frank: And stay away from those squirrels. But comedian Billy Domineau decided to actually tackle that grim concept by penning a Seinfeld spec script set just days after the 9/11 attacks. The Conversion to do is read a few books, memorize a few prayers, and I’m get out of this. 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